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Fixtures Man Television Transcripts
November 2003
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1st November
And Saturday night's alright for lighting -with some round paper shades,
like theeeeeese!
And if you're into art, why not check out the plate modern -with some ornamental plates,
like theeeeeeeeeeese!
Fixtures Man is available for after dinner speaking.
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8th November
You love fixtures man, if he left, he'd be sadly mist -with some glass mist sprays,
like theeeeeeese!
And stop acting so CD - with some wooden CD racks,
like theeeeeeeese!
And if like fixtures man, you want to impress the ladies this weekend - say it with showers,
like theeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!
You may contact fixtures man via Tim and Helen.
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15th November
Don't get bogged down, stop being a loser - with some plastic toilet seats,
like theeeeeeese!
And you'll find that lighting can strike twice - with some halogen floodlights,
like theeeeeeese!
and stop, hammer time - with some metal coat hangers,
like theeeeeeese!
You may write to fixtures man at his usual mega-shed address.
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22nd November
This week Fixtures Man has got his hands on a fine piece of Skirt - ing boards,
like theeeeeeese!
And don't make your DIY tile and error - buy some decorative foam ceiling tiles,
like theeeeeeeese!
And why not make your home as majestic as Westminster Tabby - with some plastic cat flaps,
like theeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!
You may write to Fixtures Man at the usual address.
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29th November
Don't be a mug - get some 'tree'mendous cup holders,
like theeeeeeese!
And if you've been talking rubbish - why not treat yourself to some wastepaper baskets,
like theeeeeeeese!
And, postbox mat, postbox mat, postbox mat - and a black and white cat,
like theeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!
Fixtures Man loves you, write to him.
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