Tim scores the basket at the third attempt.
Colin Cooper gives a guided tour of the Middlesbrough training facilities.
Europeans steal 9 centimetres on us in their corner quadrants. English quadrants are 1 yard, compared to their 1 metre.
Tim declares that any existing monkeys are losers as they still haven't evolved, compared to humans that evolved from monkeys many years ago.
Gordon Brown becomes the first politician to reveal what he knows about football, Tim says that Labour have gone that extra yard to win his vote and he reveals he's now swinging to the left.
The Naturists returned to Soccer AM, thoughout the show, clips were aired, showing their journey to the studio.
This weeks flashing picture was lots of bunches of bananas..