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Thursday 8th January 2004
Fixtures Man in embarrasing road accident.
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Since his dramatic rise to fame, Fixtures man is asked to make many personal appearances at DIY stores across the county. Having spent Sunday afternoon at the Focus
Do-It-All store in Burgess Hill, Fixtures Man decided to take the country route home via Ditchling.
Fixtures Man loves listening to Shed 7 and of course his own television theme tune really loud on the stereo system that he fitted himself and snacks on Green Jelly babies (minature versions of himself!) whilst driving in his van.
He had driven for a few miles admiring all the treeeees and leaveeeees when on the other side of the road was a Robin Reliant, now this wasn't any ordinary 3 wheeler, it was green! Fixtures Man was so excited at seeing another motor veichle being the same colour as his that he took his eyes off the road and crashed into a ditch.
Fixtures Man's Bedford Rascal only sustained minor damage but still had to be towed home.
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